The license plate in this painting contains a little piece of code encrypted with my own completely breakable .0025 bit algorithm. All I can tell you is that it has something to do with this girl named Laura that I was dating at the time.

The most difficult part of this painting for me was coming up with appropriate kid clothes.  I generally just want to throw all humans under the age of eight into overalls (in my paintings, that is).

Your standard "ominous tree sort of looking at a girl on a bed in a strange mode of dress" painting.  And no, he's not really an Oak (or an uncle).

Ok, I admit it.  This one was actually just an excuse to try my hand at painting multi-colored particle systems.  It's kind of like that trippy pancake movie that we were shown in gradeschool, without the completely obvious drug subtext.